this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing
the cat is literally saying “no”
HE’S SCREAMING NO
“that sound means he likes the bath” “NOOOOOO”
“that is a sound of pleasure” “NOOOO”
“it builds trust between you and your animal” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.
Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”
I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.
So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”
And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”
A History of the Republican Party in Three Campaign Pins or Less.
biggest plot twist
Libertarians are fucking wild